The Newb

Before I begin, I would like to let everyone know the different between a "noob", and a "newb". Apart from their spelling, the words are different. Being a "noob" means that you are, for some reason or another, bad at what you do. This word is oftentimes used to attach a negative correlation to another person. Being a "newb" means that you are simply new at a certain activity. For example, a boy who has just begun to ride a bike and who is not very good is considered a "newb". If 10 years later, that same boy is still not very good at riding a bike, he can be considered a "noob". This is something not many people know, so I thought I would share it with all of you. This weekend Chic-Fil-A had two new employees; one in the kitchen, and one at the counter. Ever since I began working, I looked forward to the day a new recruit would step his foot inside the door. This guy, was a perfect example of a "newb".

Now I am not a naturally mean person, but when I get really bored I tend to do things to try and entertain myself, which sometimes entails being mean. As soon as this kid introduced himself to me I could tell the whole situation of training him would be a great time. He shyly shook my hand and smirked, as a bead of sweat dripped down his forehead. "It's not really that hot back here man.."

As you could probably guess, I spent the night hassling this kid in any way I could, and occasionally the other workers joined in as well. We made him take out the trash three times, when we usually only take it out once a night. This, along with many other tasks and adventures we set him on, made the kid very regretful of his choice of a job I'm sure.

As we were leaving I shook the kid's hand and told him it was all fun and games. He gave me a weak smile and laugh. In a way I kind of felt sorry for the poor boy, but not really. In a couple of days the fun will probably rub off, and he will become a part of the Chic-Fil-A team.